Joe Millionaire

Ok, I watched Joe Millionaire for the first time last night, because I thought he was going to pick one of those two goofy women. Between channel surfing and other important things like playing with the dog, I heard Big Joe hem and haw.. about what a difficult decision it is going to be.. and how special each of them are.. for an hour this went on. Then there was the evil looks between the two girls. The goofy butler..

Really, I don't get it.. what is the appeal of this show? I only watched because I thought this would be the night when they found out that he doesn't have the millions.. but no.. you have to wait for a 2 HOUR finale?

I think it would be a lot more fun if he would call the two girls down to the library and tell them that he is having such a hard time that maybe there should be some sort of a contest. Make them mud wrestle... have a bathing suit competition.. or something fun to liven things up. I mean... if the whole point is to really pull one over on them.. why be so nice about it.

It would be fun to see Joe call the girls to the dining room and have the butler bring out some fear factor goodies... you know the pig's testacles and bile milkshakes? See which one can down it the fastest.

I wish he was a real jerk and would go on and on about the money and how happy they will be. Enough of this agonizing over what a loser he is... "Oh, I feel bad that I am lying to these nice girls" what??? I mean, didn't he read the contract? They should have found some guy that was a real player and would have a lot more fun with this assignment.